The 10 Items You Will Never Find in The Bottom of That Box From Fire-breathing Nuns to Crazy Cat Ladies, you will find some of the most hilarious toys to never end up in your kid's Happy Meal. Who doesn't want to expose their child to the gloriousness of baby smoking?
Nunzilla®! The Spark of Religion
Click on image to make it larger!Knuckles BEWARE, the Nuns are back with a vengeance. Wind her up, and relive your childhood traumas.
Albino Bowler Action Figure
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Dick, the Albino Bowler, will send the ball flying down the lanes faster than you can catch a glimpse of his stark white sideburns and see-through skin. He is always a big hit at the bowling alley.
Chuck-A-Duck
Click on image to make it larger!Next time someone yells “Duck!!,” beware that mini devil ducks will be flying your way. Use the Chuck-A-Duck to catapult your way to a good time.
Li'l Sideshow Bearded Lady Play Set
Click on image to make it larger! Ceramic Smoking Baby
Click on image to make it larger! Two Grooms Cake Topper
Click on image to make it larger!Let your little boy know that he CAN wear the wedding dress at his wedding. Nothing is as much fun as to send a man to man wedding to a right-wing fanatic.
Donkey Cigarette Dispenser
Click on image to make it larger!You can play pretend you're Ellen DeGeneres or just enjoy a donkey's excrement. Either way you are guaranteed to enjoy lighting up what a donkey has left behind.
Cow Acupuncture Model
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Click on image to make it larger!Cowboys Vs. Indians Plastic Figures
Click on image to make it larger!Shoot the Reds! Oh to be young, and not have to be politically correct. You could play cowboys and Indians, without being told that they are Native Americans.
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